For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for
the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly
compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:
“If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry
has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the
gallon.”
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press
release stating:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this
part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash……..Twice a
day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would
have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car wou ld die on the freeway for no reason.
You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the
windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you
could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver, such as a left turn,
would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case
you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Apple would make a wonderful car that was powered by the sun,
was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive – but could
run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights
would all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed An Illegal
Operation” warning light.
I love the next one!!!
7. The airbag system would ask, “Are you sure?” before
deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock
you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the
door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to
learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would
operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine
off.
Please share this with your friends who love – but sometimes
hate – their computer
